Wednesday, March 19, 2008
If I were Amanda...
I would stop dissing Jason on IM and strike up some amusing conversation! I would also tell him my favorite comedy TV shows / movies, and proceed to quote several of my favorite quotes...
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Words I like
acumen
anachronism
apocryphal
apoplectic
archaic
astute
bade
bastion
befuddled
blasphemous
bode
cavalier
chronic
coalesce
coda
comeuppance
comprehensive
comprise
concoction
constitute
contemporary
continuity
copacetic (how DO you spell that!?)
corollary
deliberate
deluge
delusion
demonize
depict
deprecated
destitute
diatribe
dignified
distinguished
encompass
exhaustive
expression
feign
feted
flummoxed
garrulous
gregarious
harangue
heretical
ignite
inclination
indecent
indiscriminately
inherent
innate
insidious
insolvent
intrinsic
katharsis
laden
macabre
magnanimous
malaise
manifest
missive
onerous
onus
parity
pedagogical
pique
polytomy
privy
profane
proselytize
reconciled
relic
sacrilegious ... NOT "sacreligious"! How bizarre is that?
salient
sanctimonious
spurious
stigma
tantamount
throttled
ubiquitous
unencumbered
unilaterally
unsubstantiated
vetted
willful
anachronism
apocryphal
apoplectic
archaic
astute
bade
bastion
befuddled
blasphemous
bode
cavalier
chronic
coalesce
coda
comeuppance
comprehensive
comprise
concoction
constitute
contemporary
continuity
copacetic (how DO you spell that!?)
corollary
deliberate
deluge
delusion
demonize
depict
deprecated
destitute
diatribe
dignified
distinguished
encompass
exhaustive
expression
feign
feted
flummoxed
garrulous
gregarious
harangue
heretical
ignite
inclination
indecent
indiscriminately
inherent
innate
insidious
insolvent
intrinsic
katharsis
laden
macabre
magnanimous
malaise
manifest
missive
onerous
onus
parity
pedagogical
pique
polytomy
privy
profane
proselytize
reconciled
relic
sacrilegious ... NOT "sacreligious"! How bizarre is that?
salient
sanctimonious
spurious
stigma
tantamount
throttled
ubiquitous
unencumbered
unilaterally
unsubstantiated
vetted
willful
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
The most poetic justice ever
I have this ex-girlfriend named Vera from about 2 years ago. She started off kinda weird to start, but ended up on the completely "crazy" side of the spectrum... and I use the term literally, as she was in psychotherapy. Finally, (as I would find out a while later) when an ex-boyfriend of hers started flirting with her again to restart their relationship, she very cruelly and remorselessly ended ours.
Just before our breakup, I had a new roommate named Meg move in. Ironically, Meg told me how little she liked Vera from the start. Well, Meg ended up being the eponymous roommate-from-hell, as well as a nauseating flavor of crazy that made Vera look downright normal! In addition to punching me in the face, twice, she would be "unable" to pay rent for months-on-end (never even made deposit, actually). When finally I kicked her out, she still owed rent money, and actually stole some of my stuff on her way out. THEN, she had the gall to call the police to accompany her to demand the mailbox key and check for her mail... only to discover to her immense chagrin that I'd been truthful telling her that she'd received none.
Well about 6 weeks after that fun day, my landlady Jill dropped by to explain that, of all people, Meg and Vera (?!) had called her up and explained to her that they would love to rent our house... out from under us... should Jill be interested in kicking us out. Fortunately, Jill was well aware of Meg's dereliction, and had been quite leery of her in general since Meg suddenly adopted a 100lb, 1-year-old, blood-hound without informing anyone.
Shortly after that, we all found out that the two actually had moved in together in another house. I wished them both bad-riddance, assuming they could only make each other as miserable as they'd made me, and forgot about them until today.
If ever there was a question of the existence of Karma....
.
Update (3/9/2008 5:45pm):
Crap!! Returning home from the dog park, today, I discovered that Meg's new abode is but 3 blocks away from mine!!! If she happens to drive down my street, and notice my truck... NOOOOooOOOO!! I don't want slashed tires!
Just before our breakup, I had a new roommate named Meg move in. Ironically, Meg told me how little she liked Vera from the start. Well, Meg ended up being the eponymous roommate-from-hell, as well as a nauseating flavor of crazy that made Vera look downright normal! In addition to punching me in the face, twice, she would be "unable" to pay rent for months-on-end (never even made deposit, actually). When finally I kicked her out, she still owed rent money, and actually stole some of my stuff on her way out. THEN, she had the gall to call the police to accompany her to demand the mailbox key and check for her mail... only to discover to her immense chagrin that I'd been truthful telling her that she'd received none.
Well about 6 weeks after that fun day, my landlady Jill dropped by to explain that, of all people, Meg and Vera (?!) had called her up and explained to her that they would love to rent our house... out from under us... should Jill be interested in kicking us out. Fortunately, Jill was well aware of Meg's dereliction, and had been quite leery of her in general since Meg suddenly adopted a 100lb, 1-year-old, blood-hound without informing anyone.
Shortly after that, we all found out that the two actually had moved in together in another house. I wished them both bad-riddance, assuming they could only make each other as miserable as they'd made me, and forgot about them until today.
If ever there was a question of the existence of Karma....
....Ha, ha, HA!
Update (3/9/2008 5:45pm):
Crap!! Returning home from the dog park, today, I discovered that Meg's new abode is but 3 blocks away from mine!!! If she happens to drive down my street, and notice my truck... NOOOOooOOOO!! I don't want slashed tires!
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